clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

krook:

for someone who generally doesn’t like people i have a horrible need for affection

 - THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

uhmeliamay:

*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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